Disneyland Reportedly Infested With Unrelenting Man Buns
Image via Instagram
Disneyland has a man bun problem.
Now you might need a bit of clarification on that statement before we start showing you images of said man buns.
First, it’s not exactly a problem so much as an overall state of unrelenting man buns crossing unceremoniously into the happiest place on earth.
Second, and possibly most important, we are referring to a particular hairstyle, not the male posterior, behind or booty.
We understand if there was some confusion.
According to USA Today, man buns—or the act of wearing the hair in a ridiculous fashion (our own definition)—are so ubiquitous at Disneyland that an Instagram is now dedicated to the practice.
Seriously. This isn’t a joke. You can take a look for yourself below.
Did a Chris Hemsworth convention suddenly let out somewhere in Anaheim? Is there an inside joke going on in the male community and nobody thought to snail mail me the details?
If anyone knows why men with buns on their head continue to invade the friendly confines of Disneyland, please let me know.
Somebody should alert Mickey Mouse in case this is indeed some kind of sartorial invasion hell-bent on taking Disney down with the armament that is one hilarious hairdo.
In any case, you can get more man buns at the Instagram feed dedicated to just that.
While it seems the feed embraces the style, we have to think that Disney officials are currently working on an elaborate plan to rid the theme park of this scourge that is only second to sold out turkey legs on the list of things that can ruin a perfectly fine holiday.
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