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It’s not enough to suffer the indignity of a very publicized split. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie now have to experience the humility that is a divorce of their very own creepy wax figures.
Popular tourist spot Madame Tussauds London took to social media this week to get in on the incessant Brangelina banter taking over the Internet at the moment.
To catch anyone up who was fortunate enough to have spent the last couple of days in a cave – we are jealous – Jolie and Pitt, the epitome of Hollywood love, have split. Obviously, that is the epitome of Hollywood romance.
In any case, the wax museum that houses many figures that eternally stare into the soul of every visitor tweeted out the following.
Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's figures. pic.twitter.com/2juLFaZJED— Madame Tussauds (@MadameTussauds) September 21, 2016
As the caption states, “Following the news that has shocked celebrity watchers worldwide, we can confirm we have separated Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's figures.”
The figures are separated by the wax doppelganger to actor Robert Pattinson, because, well, we don’t know.
Perhaps it’s a commentary on modern cinematic romance or, what is far more likely, Pattinson just happened to be the most convenient selection at the time, which is perhaps a commentary on his film career.
What we are really trying to say is there are so many ways to spend your money in London other than gawk at lifeless wax figures. But if you choose to go soon then you can see the wax recreation of a real-life breakup.