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Walking, talking piñata Rob Gronkowski finally held his boat party to the Bahamas over the weekend, providing the Internet with just enough social media posts to spark jealousy throughout the realm.
As TravelPulse's Patrick Clarke reported back in June, New England Patriots full-time party boy and part-time tight end was taking reservations for his "Gronk's Party Ship" excursion to the Bahamas from February 19-22.
The good ship Gronk has returned, teeming with weary travelers that may or may not remember where they were over the weekend.
Judging by some of the social media posts that flooded the Internet, going on this cruise was akin to being abducted by aliens.
Sure, you have the feeling that you went somewhere, but the details are a bit fuzzy.
Here is the legend unwinding on the cruise.
And here he is with a few of his closest strangers.
Essentially, the party seemed to be exactly what was promised months ago in the cruise's video ad:
Here are a few more snapshots of what you missed, which was substantial:
If you are curious as to what happens on a Gronk Cruise it's thankfully not like Vegas. ESPN's Sarah Spain broke it all down, stating that there was flip cup, Flo Rida and what looks to be extremely sensible drinking.
The open seas will never be the same.
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