WATCH: David Ortiz Absolutely Destroys Piñatas For JetBlue
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Never bring David Ortiz to a piñata party.
The Boston Red Sox star is prone to take it upon himself to completely annihilate your papier-mâché animal in front of your friends and family.
The good news is there’s no need to stand around for five minutes as little Billy swings and whiffs a frustrating amount of times. The downside is you pretty much take the bat out of every kid’s hands at the party.
Thankfully, the good people over at JetBlue are talking the soon-to-be-retired Ortiz out of his possible life after baseball.
But if you want to see the Red Sox DH completely light up the night with piñata pieces then watch the video below.
The ad is something of a hat tip to a beloved Boston sports figure who is currently on his farewell tour of a season.
After 2016, Big Papi is walking into a world devoid of batting practice and stadiums filled with fans.
With some helpful advice, Ortiz may skip what certainly seems like a lucrative career as a piñata slayer.
If you are currently made of newspaper and stuffed with candy, rest easy. David Ortiz is sticking to baseball bashing for the next few months.
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