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Woman Live Tweets 2015's Most Epic Airplane Break-Up In Real Time

Entertainment | Gabe Zaldivar | August 24, 2015

Woman Live Tweets 2015's Most Epic Airplane Break-Up In Real Time

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Thanks to Twitter, a flight delay and some serious drinking, the world was able to enjoy the unfolding drama that was #PlaneBreakup.

It has all the twists and turns of a romantic comedy with the kind of hangover garnered from sleeping over at Rob Gronkowski’s house.

Mashable’s Brian Koerber brings us all up to speed on what went down on a Sunday flight leaving Raleigh, North Carolina.

As it turns out, Kelly Keegan, who goes by Kelly Keegs on Twitter, was on the flight and happened to be sitting within earshot of a truly tumultuous relationship.

Thanks to some coaxing from another Twitter account, Keegs decided to live tweet the entire kerfuffle, which featured drinking, canoodling, break ups and makes ups.

The following tweets also feature some NSFW language. So if you are the sensitive type, you may want to skip what is one of the most entertaining flight delays in modern aviation history.

Like any truly great story, we might as well start at the beginning:

As others are offering, you simply don’t pull the trigger on splitting with your significant other when confined to an airplane seat.

You always want to procure a nice exit strategy for when things go downhill, which they are wont to do in these scenarios.

Here is how the story unravels:

Keegan was all smiles:

Let’s fast forward a bit past some sobbing to a revelation:

Then we get this bombshell:

Wow, this thing was more chaotic then the time Elaine Benes came back from Europe with David Puddy:

Keegan relayed her side of the story to Guest of a Guest, which asked about the negativity she is receiving from some Twitter users.

Keegan exclaimed, “OMG I'm getting so much heat. My favorite was ‘is your phone freezing because of its proximity to your cold heart Kelly?’”

Now we are cautiously optimistic that things played out as provided in the above tweets. But it’s always sensible to read with a slight tint of cynicism, especially when stories like this have turned out to be false before.

Mashable does point to an email Keegan sent to Barstool Sports.

Keegan writes: “So the two were SO drunk, came on the plane and I just thought they were loud and annoying at first but then she SHRIEKED and started crying loud enough to capture the attention of everyone in the front of the plane. Cut to me tweeting everything, them being SO oblivious to everyone talking shit around them and the guy spilling the worlds biggest bloody mary on his khakis. He made 2 flight attendants come help him clean it all up while the (ex) girlfriend continued to sob in his face. The guy behind me said “I wonder if they’re taking separate ubers home!” while we were getting off so they prob had to stop at the Hudson News to buy some ice for that sick burn.”

It seems the flight experienced a break-up session even more raucous than previously purported.

We imagine Monday meant lying on the couch groaning from truly epic hangovers for the two involved.

Whether they are still together is a matter of how much Bloody Mary mix is in the house, we presume.


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