4 Lunch-Pail Vacation Picks To Make Hillary Clinton Look a Little Less Rich
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So this past week the Clintons have been the subject of discussion regarding their vacation travel over the last 20 years.
It seems that they have always managed to take rather elaborate holidays and this year, in the words of the New York Times, “Mrs. Clinton, who is seeking the Democratic nomination for president, delivers a populist economic message that the deck is stacked in favor of the wealthiest Americans and that she plans to ‘reshuffle the cards.’”
So we thought about where the Clinton’s could go that might be a little more down to Earth.
Dollywood – Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
This theme park, owned by Dolly Parton, would be an excellent place for the Clinton’s to get together for their next holiday. Obviously, Hillary would be happiest in The Village area of the park where it would take a whole lot of people to raise granddaughter Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky up onto the Carousel. Nightlife would also be fun for Hil as she would don her Parton Apparel and hit the Hard Rock Café Pigeon Forge.
The Jersey Shore – Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Fist-pumping his way down the boardwalk, Bill would be in heaven visiting the guidettes where all of the other New York residents spend their summers. Hillary, who is going to be in the state at the end of June for a fundraiser with Jon Bon Jovi, might as well stay and take in some beach time. Also, nothing would rot Republican New Jersey Governor Chirs Christie’s socks more than Hillary making waves in his state.
Universal Orlando Resort - Orlando, Florida
Although there is probably something intrinsically wrong about wanting a Bill Clinton-Harry Potter showdown to take place, one can hope. But in the mean time, with Hillary’s potential running mate Julian Castro calling her email inquiry a “witch-hunt,” there is no better place for Hillary to get practice on her wand waiving before she takes it to Washington than at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. For a special side trip, Hil can go to the Space Coast and tell NASA to flip off after they rejected her application to be an astronaut.
Speaking of NASA, coming off the heels of NASA Administrator or Charles Frank Bolden Jr. telling a bunch of ten year olds that he feels that alien life exists, just not at Area 51, the Clintons need to start backing him up by taking a visit to Roswell. In addition to being absolutely beautiful country, if they can get there by July 2, they can participate in the UFO Festival 2015 from July 2-5.
So there ya go Clintons! You can vacation with the little people and still have a great time, too. Where would you send them to "blend?" Let me know in the comments below.
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