David Hasselhoff Fans Have Perfect Cruise Op

David Hasselhoff is once again bringing his youthful glow to the high seas, and he wants you to tag along.

GEO Reisen announced another iteration of the Hoff trip of a lifetime, billed as The Official World Fan Cruise.

This is an opportunity to play Hobie to Mitch Buchannon or, if you like, Devon Miles to Michael Knight. Essentially, you will be background noise to Hasselhoff and all of his grandeur as he croons, entertains and simply ambles about the Costa Favolosa.

While simply being in this man’s presence is enough to empty one's bank account, the cruise is also an opportunity to tour the Mediterranean and see places like Savona, Rome, Barcelona and Marseille.

But don’t take our word for it. Here’s the legend himself explaining all about the trip, which includes intimate concerts and ports at some ridiculously awesome cities:

And if you weren’t sold before, we imagine you gobbled up the remaining tickets when Hasselhoff explained, “not only will we be at sea, which is really sexy, we’ll be rocking and rolling.”

But if you are the stick-in-the-mud sort who likes details, the cruise leaves Savona on Nov. 4, 2017, and returns back to the Italian city on Nov. 9. Tickets start at €799, although the website currently touts a deal starting at €699, so nab your cabins accordingly.

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The fan package includes a concert, get together meet-and-greet, an autograph session and a “David in Person” performance—that last one is so, we imagine, you can tell your pals you saw David in person.

Hasselhoff states via release: “Come party Hoff style! Rock and Roll on the sea with me and my team: Movie night, ‘Meet and Greet. I'll be singing all my hits and perform an intimate evening of songs from Broadway to the West End.”

The website also promises that Hasselhoff will be onboard throughout the cruise. So you may just run into him as you load up one more heaping serving at the buffet. And won’t that be a story you can tell the grandkids?

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