Haunting: That’s the one word that most easily sums up Madame Tussauds’ latest effort—a wax sculpture of a man who, apparently, need not be sculpted, Ryan Gosling.

What is essentially one giant off-looking candle will haunt your dreams for what may very well be an eternity.

You have been warned.

There's something a little off about this Ryan Gosling wax figure https://t.co/75p9dQjxFM

— HRH Emperor Darroux (@EmperorDarroux) January 24, 2017

Madam Tussaud's Berlin released their latest wax figure..."Lady Slayer" Ryan Gosling! LOL!!  -Emily https://t.co/DNZqyB0jso

— 953 Fresh Radio (@953FreshRadio) January 24, 2017

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The “La La Land” actor looks more like a mix of some alternate-universe Zack Morris and an interesting slab of bologna.

This is the figure that now adorns Madame Tussauds in Berlin, which celebrated its inclusion as “Your Dream Date.” As others have illustrated, your dream date looks different depending on which country he appears.

Ryan gosling wax figure in Berlin vs the one in London how are these the same person pic.twitter.com/iije6GZFXf

—  James franco (@xWeLiveInCities) January 24, 2017

Congratulations are in order. The Berlin site managed to take what is unequivocally the apex of human evolution and turn it into a cringe-worthy sculpture you simply have to rubberneck if you happen to be in town.

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